Robot Chicken

Make sure you pee before you watch this. (Works Again)

Gone

Whoever had June 19th, 2007 in the pool; please collect your money.

Crud

I do not presently have control of the remote, so I'm watching this show when normally I wouldn't and I got to tell you...Reba's kind of a bitch.

Why stop there?

OTTAWA, Canada (AP) -- A Canadian man won't be available for a relationship over the next three years -- by court order.

An Ontario judge has ruled that Steven Cranley cannot have a girlfriend until 2010.

Cranley, who's 24, pleaded guilty earlier this week to charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend. He punched and kicked his girlfriend during an argument after their break-up. When police arrived he stabbed himself with a butcher knife, puncturing his aorta.

Doctors say Cranley has a dependent personality disorder, and finds it hard to deal with rejection. And they say he'll probably re-offend if he gets involved in another romantic relationship.

Cranley has served nearly 150 days in custody. The judge decided that was enough jail time.

I'm sure you ladies can think of some other guys who might also need to be banned from dating.

Vague

Deputies search for armed Crawfordville man

Uh...isn't that like searching for a needle in a stack of needles...?

Probably shouldn't be hatin' on Mormon Girl's peeps.