Saturday, August 19, 2006

Nobody puts Mormon Girl in a corner

Tonight Mormon Girl is paticipating in some sort of recitial for her dance classes. It's a Moulon Rouge theme. I forget which song she's dancing to, but I do know she was told she needed to sex it up a little bit (isn't that like telling a short guy he needs to stand tall?). Anyway, she's a little nervous about it. Seems during rehearsals she hasn't been able to hit her Cuban move. Which is fine, since I don't think she smokes anyway. Let's all reassure her she'll do just fine.

Maybe you won't hit every single move, but none of us will be able to tell (unless you miss the lift, but you should have been down at the lake practicing that anyway). All we'll see is someone we love doing something she loves and seeing how much fun she's having and how beautiful she looks doing it. In the end, that's all we'll remember...

Unless you fart

That I'm pretty sure we'll remember for a lifetime. (and in this group it will only get worse. It will go from "hey, remember when you were dancing and ripped one?" to five years later "Hey, you remember when you were dancing and crapped your pants". We're like Republicians, it only matters what we think is true. And what we think will be funnier).

Relax and enjoy the moment. You'll be fine and besides, at least you have a rare excuse to purtied up.

Friday, August 18, 2006

For Real this time

Ok, so today is the last day of LRHG's 20's. Tell her again how much you all love her (Mormon Girl, you're obviously expempt) and how she doesn't look a day over 32.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Too late

Paris Hilton says she is sick of boyfriends and is celibate. "I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton.


Um, I've seen your tape and it looks like you've been celibate for a while....

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Far away...so close

Let's all wish Little Red Haired Girl a happy birthday. It seems she's a little down about turning, you know, and doing so far away from home and family. Cheer up little trooper. We all love you. Well, I think Mormon Girl only likes you, but doesn't "like" you, like you. She's picky that way.

It's just a number, not an ending. To your new beginining and continued happiness.

Happy Birthday.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Syriana

What the fuck did I just watch for two hours?