There is no hope
Teen ‘pregnancy pact’ has 17 girls expecting
"An investigation has been launched into an apparent teenage "pregnancy pact" that has at least 17 high-school girls expecting babies, four times more than last year, including many aged 16 or younger.
A high school health clinic became suspicious after seeing a surge in girls seeking pregnancy tests. Local officials said Thursday nearly half of those who became pregnant appear to have entered into a pact to have their babies together over the year."
Man, you can talk High School girls in to ANYthing.
"Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. Superintendent Christopher Farmer confirmed the deal to WBZ-TV, saying the girls had "an agreement to get pregnant."
He said the mothers-to-be are generally "girls who lack self-esteem and have a lack of love in their life."
One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine. Others were boys in the school.
Wow. So, your self esteem was so low that A) you entered into a ridiculous suicide pact cause trust me, your life is over. and B) You fucked a homeless guy! In your totally sane and logical thinking process, you decided on this and then instead of just lying to some guy in your class and telling him you were on the pill like a decent person, you thought "Nope. Not the clean kid who has a home life and a better environment to do this. That just won't do. Got to do this the right way...Oh yeah, how about the smelly, digging through the garbage, possibly insane, wearing every article of clothing he owns while walking around in his own feces guy. Yeah, that guy. He's the big winner here."
What a bunch of dumbasses. I weep for the future.
And where did this amazingly wonderful thing happen, you may ask.
In Podink, Mississippi? Nope.
Alabama? Nope.
South Gwinnett High? My first guess, but no.Some ghetto? Nope.
Gloucester, Mass.
Hannah, you may now make the appropriate "Masshole" jokes.
"Under Massachusetts law, it is a crime to have sex with anyone under the age of 16."
A crime?: Yes. Difficult?: apparently not.
posted by Richard at 2:39 PM
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Hey now. Leave the South Gwinnettians outta this one. Even we are smart enough to know better than to make some ridiculous pact about "let's all get pregnant and raise our poor, fatherless chilren together so they we supported by our welfare system".
These girls are brilliant. I'm seeing class Presidents here.
Yikes...apparently the south is smarter in some areas.
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