Friday, September 21, 2007

Piling on

Ok, so this in ok:

LAS VEGAS - As in most train wrecks, it was hard to focus on just one thing as the Britney Spears disaster unfolded. There was just so much that went wrong.

Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home.

Ok, fine, she sucks, we all know that, whatever.

However, this: The paunch in place of Spears' once-taut belly... is completely fucking unnecessary. What does that have to do at all with her train wreck performance? She had two kids inside of like 18 months and she's not 18 anymore. I'm not defending her, she sucks, but come on. It's just piling on and not needed. No wonder every woman I know hates themselves in the mirror. We bring it up, in reviews read by millions of people no less, when it has nothing to do with it at all. It's just rude.

And no I'm not joining the Leave Britney alone guy or whatever the hell that was. Her performance was wretched and brand of processed cheese is a bain on my soul, but there was a time and place for that and it's over. Long over.

Think about it; no one has ever heard Britney sing. Oh, you've heard a record with her name on it and seen her "performing", but never with a live voice.

Britney Vanilli.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My thoughts - Yea Brittnay, Brittney, Britney (however the hell you spell it) is the mili-vanilli of the 2000s. Yes, she's embarassing herself. Yes, she's made bad choices (and appears to continue that habit). Am I gonna stop talking bad about her? Heck no!

She is a walking train wreck and my thought is this - if this is truly bothering her, how everyone keeps "bashing" her appearance, her performance, etc., then why does she keep doing stupid stuff or putting herself out there (no pun intended, really)?

Don't go feeling all sorry for the trashy girl, she's not showing any remorse for any of the stupid, retarded, embarassing things she's done so far.

That's just my 2 cents. ;-)

10:16 PM, September 21, 2007  
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7:50 AM, September 23, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the old saying goes, "you can the girl out of Louisiana but you can't take Louisiana out of the girl"

10:14 AM, September 24, 2007  

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