And they say it ain't easy
See, you just tell 'em, "I don't smell no dinner cooking", and they jump right to it. You just gots to know how to keeps em under control. Ya heard?
Actually, I agreed to help Mormon Girl with an accounting assingment of hers and she was gracious enough to make dinner. Thank you. It was very good. Little, um, warm , but very good. See that bottle she's shaking into the pan? That's her putting in the six metric tons of chili powder. I'm kidding. It was good. Probably better than the help I gave her.Oh and yes that is my apron and I do wear it when I'm cooking. It was a gift from the Hypocrite when we were dating. We made a Valentine's dinner one year, hence the hearts and Her, Aniston and I wore matching aprons. The kid loved it and that, sometimes, is all that matters.
"But Richard, why do you still wear it?"
Three things:
A) Shut up
2) It's the only one I have.
C of all) Shut up.
Three things:
A) Shut up
2) It's the only one I have.
C of all) Shut up.
posted by Richard at 6:45 PM
3 Comments:
You're not supposed to be posting my picture! What's that all about? I would have put on a better smile and had at least one good picture! All right, all right, it's okay since you DID help me with my paper. Thank you very much, and sorry about the metric ton of chili I used. At least the bread and mini eclairs were good!
Well I'm very impressed by you both. Did my invite get lost in the mail? Love ya kids!
Ok some random comments...
First, mormon girl you look nice in those pictures so don't sweat it...
Second, a dinner including nini eclairs is WAY more valuable than help with a paper, so you are right to give her credit Richard...
And Third, you wear an apron? Wow, remember when evil Lisa took us all to that gay bar and we saw all those guys making out and everything? Well I used to think THAT was gay, but an apron, wow, congratulations man, you are the new standard for gaydom. Heh heh just kidding but c'mon, I had to mess with you a little for that.
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