Outside
Little Red Haired Girl was right, such a beautiful day. Seems a shame you gimps wasted it at work. Me? I cleaned out a second drawer in my dresser, sat outside and read a book (Big Fish by Daniel Wallace) and fixed the screen door so it would shut all the way and I didn't even have to use my AK...I have to say it was a good day.
Had to change the battery in my car Friday morning. Went outside and it was a little chilly. I had to bust out the Worlds most comfortable shirt. Hello...old friend. I think it needs to make a comeback, maybe earn it's place back in the rotation. While I'm still single.
posted by Richard at 3:08 PM
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Sun is shining......birds are singing......
World's most comfortable shirt? Have you forgotten Mr. Shirt himself? Overlord of the Pantheon of all shirts? How sad. Which reminds me, I need to tell Amanda about my plan to decorate a wall of our house as "T-Shirt Wall of Fame" featuring all the greats. She'll love it.
See, "sun is shining...birds are singing..." Girls, that's what happens to you when he actually calls instead of just emailing.
I have not forgotten Mr. Shirt. I do remember Mr. Shirt and his trusty side kick Penguins Shirt. A combo that makes your wife call you a "bum". Don't forget a small memorial plaque for Mr. Phone and some sort of tribute to Mr. Chair.
Ah, Mr. Phone...a constant reminder of the destructive power of a woman gone nuts. And let us all pour a little drink out for Mr. Chair as well.
And hey, "bum" is better than "drug dealer", which is what she thought I was when I wore Charlie Brown shirt.
Charlie Brown shirt almost got your ass kicked, you mean ass drunk.
OK have no fear, KG is here - back and all relaxed from a week long vacation in beautiful sunny FL.
Let me just assure you - you bring back that shirt and you will remain single....just a thought I had.
Aren't you glad I'm back? Did ya miss me?
I can't believe your going backwards with fashion! You were doing so well!
Two things: One, Charlie Brown shirt almost got SOMEONE's ass kicked, but it wasn't going to be mine...
And two, regarding the hostility I'm sensing here towards our comfy shirts...ladies, we love you, and we love our comfy shirts, but to be fair, the shirts WERE here first.
That may be true, but we are cuter.
But can the shirts give you head?
Cuter, more expensive, more frustrating. My shirt never makes me clean stuff up, even when that stuff FALLS ON MY SHIRT. Can you claim that? I don't think so.
And so far nobody I know of has gotten head from a shirt, but there are a lot of technological advances going on these days, so there's hope yet...
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