Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Fun Richard

I have a theory on how Ice Dancing started. Someone was sitting around going, "You know, I like figure skating, the costumes, the skill, the grace, all that crap, there's just one small problem...it's just not GAY enough for me".

Why do you not see any bumper stickers that say, "Proud parent of a C student" or "My child is the all-time In school supsension record holder at Ft. Braden"?

Did anybody else see this:

"- The arrival of a new baby is always an exciting time, for parents and especially for grandmas.
But have you ever heard of a grandma also having a baby on the same day as her daughter delivered? Although Callister, 42, and Bushman, 22, did not give birth at the same time — an hour and a half separates the two births — both mother and daughter were aided by the same nurses in the same room."

Bet you can't guess what hospital this all happened at.....Utah Valley Regional Medical Center


If your 42 year old mother gives birth on the same day as you....you might be a Mormon.

Oddly, the mother's child was born nine weeks early due to complications. Kid's Mormon which means this will probably be the first and last time he's early to anything.

And no I'm not picking on Mormon Girl (for once). She'll tell you it's true, in fact she told me. It's known as Mormon Standard Time.


6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea I gotta admit, Ice Dancing is probably one of the gayest things ever.

OK I just gotta ask...who in their right mind made curling an olympic sport? Sport???? You freaking slide this thing across the ice? Give me a break. And to watch it? It's like watching paint peel.

BORING!

Can I just say Bode Miller was so overrated, ridiculous!

OK I'm done ranting now...

9:32 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet that was the grandma's 10th child too. That's how it happens. Keep on having babies and your kids are bound to catch up to you. Very funny because it is very true! Love it!

9:35 PM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know how I know you're gay? You know about ice dancing. Oh well, I'm off for my curling match against Bode Miller now. I figure I can beat him, since everyone else seems to.

9:40 PM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, No, No - Bode Miller isn't overrated...he just doesn't give a shit. Jay - don't have a curling match with him...make him play basketball. Apparently THAT'S the real way to beat him.

And has anyone seen those two speedskaters, who are apparently channeling the spirits of high school girls? I thought the one Texas boy was cute, until he started acting like he was in a soap opera.

11:02 AM, February 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah but I can't drink beer and play basketball at the same time. I'm pretty sure I could pull that off with curling. Hmmm now that I think about it, if the olympics had a drunken curling event, I'd probably watch more.

9:35 PM, February 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ithink I shoudl make bumper stickers that say "I was tossed out of Mrs. Garner's class nine times this week" with a big ol' happy face. It seem sto be the cool thing at Ft. Braden this year. HOw often can we get tossed out of Mrs. G's class? It's becoming a game and I am fucking sick of it. THere is no disciplin anymore. Not at school or at home. I want to get out of the classroom so bad. Think I can have Jebs job? I don't think I can fuck up education any more than he has.


Ok my rant is over. One more thing....I HATE THE FUCKING FCAT!!!
Amanda

10:28 PM, February 25, 2006  

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