So this is where they keep them now

For someone who has very little reason to be awake, sure can't seem to fall asleep. 3 AM and I've found where they keep all the videos. Watching VH1 and it's weird to see mucis on television. They should create a whole channel where that's all they do. Anyways, here's what they had:

INXS "Pretty Vegas"- I can see why they picked this guy. He sounds more like him then any of the other people did. I have this record. Haven't actually listened to it yet, but Stacie said it was good.

James Blunt "You're Beautiful"- Wait did he just kill himself because he was never going to be with a random hot chick he saw on the subway? What the hell is happening in this video? Put a shirt on you creepy looking fuck. Damn, I've run into many random hot chicks in my life and I've never wanted to jump off a cliff cause I was never going to be with them. She's probably Mormon, so you've just missing out on a lot of wasted effort anyhow. (Mormon Girls first shout out of the new year-No, no. No need to thank me)

Train "Cab"- Who in the hell let these boring fucks make a third record? "Like I'm the only cab on the road"? What? Shut UP! More onthese assholes later

Nickleback-"Photograph"- Wow I've enever heard this song before. It sure does suck. This band makes me giggle. That guy sings every song the exact same way. Funny. This song makes no sense either.

Coldplay- something off Parachutes I forget- Coldplay: When Radiohead just gets too weird.

White Stripes- Denial Twist- Not sure about the song, but the video is interesting. Like Spike Jonzes' head exploded while watching the Conan O'Brian show. Conan is in the video.

Death Cab for Cutie-"Soul meets Body"- I like these guys. They opened for Pearl Jam. I took Dyanna to see that show. It should have ended better. Probably my fault again.

Nine Inch Nails "Only"- Well this is interesting. I'm glad to see todays youth is getting it's angst from a relaible, trusted source. This video is actually good. It's just a shot of a desk, laptop that is playing the song his performance is all done on one of the things with the needles you put your hand on and it shows the shape of it.

I need Relacore I need Relacore
I need Relacore I need Relacore
I need Relacore I need Relacore (I don't know, the commercial kept repeating that I needed it over and over again.)

Foo Fighters "DOA"- Oh cool Tenacious D's drummer has his own band.

Eminem "When I'm Gone"- He should have done the Song with Nate Dogg "Women are the greatest". That's an uplifting, empowering song.

All American Rejects "Dirty Little Secret"- I may be too old, but these guys aren't too bad. This video has people holding up little index cards with what I guess is their own little secrets. "I wish I was blind so I wouldn't have to see them together"

KT Tunstall "Black Horse and the Cherry tree"- Hey Amanda, new vagina rock.

Hold on! This fucking Train song is on again! I am not kidding. It was just on an hour ago and it sucks just as bad as it did then. Am I stuck in Groundhog Day? He feels like he's the only cab on the road and he's saying it fromthe back of a cab. How so very witty. If it wasn't for Drops of Jupiter, this would be the shittiest song ever written. See this is how it works. Get something kind of catchy, no matter how bad and then just play the living crap out of it and people will just start to like it. Works every time.

I'm going to bed now. Who's coming with me?