Nobody puts Mormon Girl in a corner

Tonight Mormon Girl is paticipating in some sort of recitial for her dance classes. It's a Moulon Rouge theme. I forget which song she's dancing to, but I do know she was told she needed to sex it up a little bit (isn't that like telling a short guy he needs to stand tall?). Anyway, she's a little nervous about it. Seems during rehearsals she hasn't been able to hit her Cuban move. Which is fine, since I don't think she smokes anyway. Let's all reassure her she'll do just fine.

Maybe you won't hit every single move, but none of us will be able to tell (unless you miss the lift, but you should have been down at the lake practicing that anyway). All we'll see is someone we love doing something she loves and seeing how much fun she's having and how beautiful she looks doing it. In the end, that's all we'll remember...

Unless you fart

That I'm pretty sure we'll remember for a lifetime. (and in this group it will only get worse. It will go from "hey, remember when you were dancing and ripped one?" to five years later "Hey, you remember when you were dancing and crapped your pants". We're like Republicians, it only matters what we think is true. And what we think will be funnier).

Relax and enjoy the moment. You'll be fine and besides, at least you have a rare excuse to purtied up.