Ok that wasn't even a worthy "Dear John" Letter. That was crap. God Richard, I so want better for you. Please, please, please tell me this is truly it this time. I can't, no I won't be gracious again if you ever take her back. I can't tolerate this. You deserve so much better. You will meet the right one. You will.
I have to say that I give the penmanship at least a "B" - those curvy uppercase I's and those lowercase Y's and J's - almost makes me giddy and tingle in the lower bathing suit region. Yet, the uppercase "R" looks like a "B".
However, the grammar was close to an atrocity. I see the misuse of the word "to" (sic) as also, and the use of commas has Strunk and White collectively rolling in their graves (although, I am uncertain of there current life status).
Finally, the "take care of yourself" makes for a much better closer than an IOU. WTF? Even a "Yours No More" (as inappropriate as it may be) would have been a little more thoughtful. After that, I expect a P.S. that says "I left you the Ginsu knives as a consolation prize.
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Break ups suck. Don't worry, she wasn't good enough for you. :-)
Ok that wasn't even a worthy "Dear John" Letter. That was crap. God Richard, I so want better for you. Please, please, please tell me this is truly it this time. I can't, no I won't be gracious again if you ever take her back. I can't tolerate this. You deserve so much better. You will meet the right one. You will.
Yeah, what they said. It's a good thing I'm way out here...
I have to say that I give the penmanship at least a "B" - those curvy uppercase I's and those lowercase Y's and J's - almost makes me giddy and tingle in the lower bathing suit region. Yet, the uppercase "R" looks like a "B".
However, the grammar was close to an atrocity. I see the misuse of the word "to" (sic) as also, and the use of commas has Strunk and White collectively rolling in their graves (although, I am uncertain of there current life status).
Finally, the "take care of yourself" makes for a much better closer than an IOU. WTF? Even a "Yours No More" (as inappropriate as it may be) would have been a little more thoughtful. After that, I expect a P.S. that says "I left you the Ginsu knives as a consolation prize.
Good riddance...
And do not go all Canadian on us!!
What's with the "anonymous" post? Allison is that you? I so wish O wrote that.
DAMN! I am the worst speller ever. I am the queen of typos. I ment "I" not "O". UUHHHGG!
YES I am educating our youth! What about it?
Nothing ever good came of June 19th.
Oh, and "no comment" on her stupid fucking letter. You've already heard my comments.
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